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This Week's Attack Dawg Bite Award Goes To Justin Bieber
Published by Webmaster on 2012/5/30 (110 reads)
Hilarious I say, truly hilarious! I was all set to give this week’s Attack Dawg Bite Award to Ed Gillespie for being stupid while talking on Face the Nation this Sunday. But, when I saw a news flash that police were looking for Justin Bieber for fighting, I put the award for that old fuddy-duddy on hold. Justin, you’re not a fighter, you’re an entertainer, and most little girls and some older ones too would say a lover. Bieber, let me pull your young coattail on some facts. Responsibility comes with super celeb status in which you enjoy. Flying off the handle and punching the lights out of anyone, even a scumbag camera Squid isn’t acceptable. Irrational behavior if not quells, it certainly shortens the apex of a celebrity’s popularity. Ask Chris Brown, Plaxico Burris, Mel Gibson, World Peace, Demi Moore, Charlie Sheen and one of your new running buddies Mike “the ear” Tyson. Maybe there is something to be said about the old adage ”association brings on assimilation”. Could it be the new company your keeping? Part of that responsibility is as the kids say to get in where you fit in. I can think of three reasons why you should shun the idea of fighting. One, you have way too much going for you, two, you ain’t hard and three, you’re Canadian and Lord knows they can’t fight! Leave the fighting to your new row dogs, Mayweather, Tyson and Fifty because you are too light to fight and too thin to win. Justin, you are very young and have your whole life ahead of you. In public life that can be very good or very bad, you decide. As you reach your summit you will receive many accolades and awards. I hope the Attack Dawg Bite Award will not be one of them ever again!
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